Damn.

There was some kind of disaster, I don't remember what it was. Might've been aliens taking over the world. Anyway, we had to hide in a room with no windows, so of course we ended up in the basement hallway. I had to choose 3 things to take with me, so I took my computer, Gregory, and something else. Ralph was around.
Disappointingly, that is all I remember.

That seems like something Erin would do.

I was memorizing diagrams for biology and statistics by needlepointing them. Ballard was there. Erin too. She was sculpting the diagrams out of plasticine, neon-colored plasticine.
I was alerted by someone that I needed to be upstairs, so I wandered around in this building that was a hybrid of Marshall and Trinkle. I left my cell phone downstairs with Erin, she called it like 20 times wondering where I was.

Throw my body off a building

I met someone at a dog show. He was holding my left arm, but everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant. We both said "I really love you." Some Shriners loaned us cars, and we raced up and down the sidewalk twenty-thousand-million times.
>.> Well, that's what I woke up with anyway.

Mister talking bee's on my shoulder, zip a dee doo dah

There was a bee.
It was really really really windy. There was a bee hovering around my shoulder/ear trying to keep out of the wind. He could talk, and said "Please keep me out of the wind! My children need me! Alucard needs me!" Alucard is a character from something... but I know the name more from a playgrounder. So I let the bee hover around my ear to keep him out of the wind. I was walking on campus walk, back towards Randolph. There was snow on the grass between Randolph and Mason, but nowhere else. Snowmen would pop out of the ground at random intervals and fire their stick arms at me. I caught one of them and started twirling it around.
I entered Randolph and got a call from my mother saying that I had to go to a party. I turned into the hallway, which changed into the hallway from heading to my garage in my house, and got in the car. We drove for a long time. I took out my phone to play Mario, but found that I had saved over my level and had to start at the beginning. The bee on my shoulder (still there) said "Now the world will never be saved!"
We arrived at a very large house. On Marsh Hawk Way, the street where Ballard lives, in Columbia about 15 minutes away. There is a party inside, my family is in there. I don't remember what comes next.

I'm sure if it had really been Matt, he'd have never heard of Cap'n Crunch.

It was Matt and Erin and I. We were sitting on the edge of the top bunk, looking at my desk, playing a video game similar to Smash Brothers but everything was made of legos. We didn't want to play it, but we had to in order to escape this castle. It was the same castle as the dream with the bug and the picnic tables. The evil leader of this castle looked something like Ryuk and sounded like Cap'n Crunch. A spiderweb like the Other Mother's from Coraline appeared just between the bunk beds and my desk. Except it was blue. Suddenly we were outside on the beach, backs to the ocean, facing the castle, still sitting on the bunk beds. I got off and walked along the edge of the castle wall, Matt and Erin following me. As we walked along Matt started bothering me about whether he could date Erin. She was wearing her beige coat and a black dress. She sat down on a bench and the coat flared out a little. Matt kept asking me "She's really hot, can I date her?" Everytime I was like "NO! SHE'S NOT INTERESTED!" I leaned over to pick up some money that had fallen. Matt said "It's just a few pennies, why are you bothering?" (a question I'm sick of) and Erin said "It's illegal to pick up money in this castle!" The people standing around us ('cause suddenly there were people standing around us) were shocked. We quickly ran back to our bunk beds, which rose into the air. The beds landed on a platform that looked straight out of Super Smash Brothers. Cap'n Ryuk was there. And the Sultan from Aladdin. There was some running around. The platform turned into this bouncy-castle type surface.

Eh

I went to the gym, but I didn't wear a sports bra so I couldn't exercise.
Then I stopped by the mail room. I got a thick envelope, with my grandmother's address on it. I carried it back to the basement of randolph, except instead of our room I was in one of the party rooms at Shadowland, a lasertag place near where I live. Inside was a letter from her, a bunch of business cards, and a heavy folder containing information about a scholarship. "Just sign here and we'll pay for your schooling AND the start of your needlework business!" I thought it looked sketch. Meredith tried to convince me to sign it.
That's all I remember.

A life of crime!

I broke into someone's house to help them with their homework. Their father came home, I hid on the roof and witnessed a television being stolen from the house across the street. The kid I was helping came out to the roof with me and began telling me the best place for them to park their car and hide in order to keep the police from finding the correct truck in the parking lot. The police drove up and had trouble finding the car. I told them which truck had the TV in it and they arrested me for breaking in to someone's house.
In order to escape from prison, I had to give a presentation on why I should be set free, and for some reason my math professor was judging. I had nothing prepared, but the other people in the room were just saying 1 or 2 sentences, so I decided to wing it. When I got up to the front I turned around so my back was to the group and told a joke about a priest, a rabbi and a buddhist monk in a bar. This was so funny that I was able to escape.