I finally got Giant to hire me, because for some reason they wanted to hire someone with epilepsy. After announcing that I had a job, the Ballards and my parents came to the Giant and started celebrating by drinking champagne.
I am a student at the University of Mary Washington, class of 2011. I am majoring in indecision.
I spend most of my internet time on the Giant in the Playground forums, where I am also known as Mauve Shirt. I also have a presence on Kingdom of Loathing as ELQ. I also have a facebook, but I won't accept you as a friend unless you tell me where you know me from.